take the elevator to the mezzanine

Okay, it’s late, somewhere between “holy shit I have to work tomorrow” and “what happened to going home after work?” late. I’m sooo tired and sleep is not looking like a viable option given the surroundings. Sometimes it’s just like that… where you suck it up and take the sleep deprivation. Mostly because you don’t want to miss things; like conversations about getting hosed on e-bay and random people asking you to make a nazi charm bracelet (do people just not realize that’s not okay to ask a stranger??? There’s a possibility she or her husband perhaps could be jewish…), vegan flexitarianism, ass hats, Hunter S Thompson, abnormal sex practices, or soul coughing letting the man go through and free byrd. And you especially don’t want to miss the weird “hillbilly antics” that include lengthy discussions about the 3 second rule not applying to houses occupied by only males and a semi-coherent reenactment of the zepruder film- back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left. Most importantly, when you are up late and hungry, there is the amazing food that keeps you from falling asleep while the world is going nutty around you – the quesadilla. Yeah, apparently I was unaware that it was the super-food that keeps humans going and should be eaten on a daily basis. I’ll think about that a little while I super bon-bon.

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I am the full time rider/conductor of the Bi-Polar Express (2.oh!) Welcome to my ride. Please keep hands and feet inside the pretty pink car at all times, for your safety of course. Rose colored glasses are not only encouraged, but required.

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