Dear Weather Controlling Dude,
While I appreciate your recent efforts to warm things up, as it is spring, setting the temperature to linen/wools is just too much. I realize you were trying to respond to the numerous complaints. The past couple days have been much cooler, bit nipply, but nothing like today. A sudden drop to damn, it’s frickin cold out here was too much. How do you expect us to plan any fun activities? Or sit on the porch and have a beer? Or just decide what to wear to work… That’s right, we can’t because we’d have to bring a duffle bag of layers. Your erratic behavior just can’t be tolerated.
Okay, Okay, I am a big softy.. If you can prove yourself over the weekend I may keep you… on a probationary status… I’ll give you through the weekend to figure it out. Anywhere from dude! I love bikinis! during the day to don’t forget your sweater in the evening will be acceptable. But this is your last chance. We’ll talk again on Monday.
Best regards,
The Secretary of Something
